triple-oh_six wrote:the witch portrayed on this bottle is not your ancestor.
My ancestor was the very first Zombie ever, and I'm getting really upset with the way that Hollywood portrays Zombies as ignorant people with no desire whatsoever to better themselves. They are NOT ignorant. They're just hungry. I think that's something we can all understand, right? Maybe even feel some compassion for?
What kind of messed up world do we live in where a poor, homeless, infected Zombie is persecuted for feeding on a few hapless individual who (let's face it) just weren't quick enough to escape? Not the kind of world I wanna live in, folks, you can be sure!
That's why I have created the new organization, Stop The Unfair Persecution of Infected Denizens, or STUPID. I encourage all of you to become STUPID members as well. My dream is to live in a STUPID world, where Zombie Persecution does not go unnoticed by the general public anymore! Will you stand with me against these atrocities?
Right now, I'd also like to recognize another organization who is doing great work these days. They are 'Don't Unfairly Molest or Belittle Abominable Snowmen from Space'. These are the sort of DUMBASS's that we need in our STUPID organization! Congrats you DUMBASS's, on your hard work, and I sincerely hope that your DUMBASS organization grows and prospers, and that your already large population of DUMBASS members continues to steadily grow.
I hate to see a beer company toss a label based on such foolishness. I think the label is pretty cool and ties in well with the name of the beer. Our country has been Politically Corrected to death, and every little thing has become an offense to someone. Just ridiculous.