Went to Home Depot and purchased 50' x 1/4" copper tubing, 2 hose clamps and a hose for a washing machine. Came home and wrapped the copper tightly around the stand for the birdbath in my backyard(best cylinder shaped object I could find small enough). I cut one end off the washer hose and clamped it onto one end of the copper and clamped some old clear tubing I had around the house to the return end.
I took aleguy's suggestion and boiled a gallon of vinegar with 4.5 gallons of water in my pot to try and neutralize some of the old food funk that may have been leftover in there. After a long boil I put my newly made chiller in and brought the temp from 200*+ to 80* in 15 minutes. I was pretty impressed by how quickly it worked.
I ended up spending around $45 for the parts so thats not too bad. After all this weeks research and tonight's prep I'd say I feel pretty confident about brewing tomorrow. Thanks for all the helpful suggestions guys..